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memedumpster - 2012-06-22

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James Woods - 2012-06-22

Uh, drugs are bad, m'kay.


MacGyver Style Bomb - 2012-06-22

Especially ones dreamed up by 2000 AD writers.


Merzbau - 2012-06-22

What is Cake? Well, it has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.


James Woods - 2012-06-22

Uhm, it actually doesn't sound fun at all. It sounds like a nightmare, m'kay


Caminante Nocturno - 2012-06-23

A drug that makes time pass at 1% its normal rate sounds like it would get incredibly boring really fast.

By the way, how do you measure something like that?


Caminante Nocturno - 2012-06-22

Am I supposed to be rooting for the antagonists, or was that a mistake on the movie's part?


Cena_mark - 2012-06-22

Police state vs Drug lord... tough choice.


Xenocide - 2012-06-22

I'm getting the impression that the whole police state angle (which is basically the whole point of the Dredd series) is going to be glossed over in favor of making Dredd into Snake Pliskin with a helmet.

HEROIC FACIST: THE MOVIE probably would have gone over better if it had come out circa 2002.


SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-06-22

From what little I've read of the comic, shouldn't the city and the vehicles look more like something out of the 5th Element and not "we didn't have any money, so here's some motorcycles with fiberglass shells on them"?

Also, there needs to be some kind of law against using a "bat voice." I'd rather they autotuned the actual voice track down an octave so it didn't sound like a ten-year-old trying to be a superhero.


MrBuddy - 2012-06-24

Do you think they even bothered to look at the comic book covers?


NewHeavenSalesman - 2012-06-22

did the studio run out of money to mold a better helmet for the actor, or were they that resigned to this film being an utter turd? A red plastic pail with "PROPERTY OF MEGA-CITY ONE" stenciled on the side would have been more menacing.


Cena_mark - 2012-06-22

They should have just recycled Stallone's old props. Hell they should have just converted the original Judge Dredd into 3D.


fatatty - 2012-06-23

http://tinyurl.com/DreddHelmetBalls


StanleyPain - 2012-06-22

Meh...it looks like it will probably be entertaining, better than the other one, and at least a bit more loyal to the 2000 AD comic than one might expect.


fedex - 2012-06-23

without Judge Death and the other four Judges why even bother? I mean really..


fatatty - 2012-06-23

Not having Rob Schneider will definitely hurt.


Change - 2012-06-22

SUPPORT YOUR SUPERPOLICE IN THEIR KICKASS WAR ON MEGADRUGS


moldprince - 2012-06-23

These hyperstars are for you.


Koda Maja - 2012-06-22

Wait... so this is just going to be The Raid: Redemption with lasers, silly costumes, and no martial arts?


moldprince - 2012-06-23

Also with more floors (zomg 200!) and doubtlessly more disorienting, hyper-frantic editing.


Pillager - 2012-06-22

Shouldn't Slo-Mo give its users' sloth on codeine-like reflexes?


Riskbreaker - 2012-06-23

I know the Stallone movie is a hillarious mess, but this doesn't look much better.


Caminante Nocturno - 2012-06-23

I doubt that this is going to be anywhere near as enjoyable as the Stallone version.


Riskbreaker - 2012-06-23

THEY BETRAY THE LAWD!


Xenocide - 2012-06-23

LAAAAAW!


memedumpster - 2012-06-23

No ABC Warbot. No movie.


blue vein steel - 2012-06-23

who cares?


Hooker - 2012-06-23

Batman's voice, The Raid's plot, and the original Judge Dredd's treatment of the source material.

I'll go see it.


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-06-23

This is the greatest GOP masturbation fantasy since Walker, Texas Ranger.


Spaceman Africa - 2012-06-23

oh god I am dredding this


themilkshark - 2012-06-24

Sometimes a flop gets remade in an attempt to correct whatever was wrong with the original. It's usually a bad idea, as can be witnessed by watching this trailer.


ashtar. - 2014-01-15

Joke's on you 2012 poeTV consensus; this was a really enjoyable movie.


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