I didn't expect this to be so funny. He hates it when a plan doesn't come together, but he wants you to know it's not your fault.

Wow what a bad ass. Question: would this fly today, or would it be edited out of the broadcast?

"This game and this show and you are awesome, but let me say something about America. The men who run this show can kiss my ass and their boilerplate honesty contracts can go to hell."

Well, this would of been around 1980, so the scandals of the 50's quiz shows would of still been on the minds of a lot of the producers and executives.

He was almost finished with his third (out of 5) wife at this point. "Fuck it," he thought.

You rage against The Machine, rich white guy. "Why, they think _I_ might be a criminal. Imagine that!"

I love it when a rant comes together.

Fred Silverman bashing: one of 1980's unsung mini-trends.

My BF is right, v-necks on men look gay.