Clearly, not a worthy sacrifice to pele.

This never happens in Minecraft.

M'uwah ha ha ha ha

*Huge gush of lava*

*Look at gun while giggling*

*Muzak version of the Jaws theme ensues*

oh man, I totally ruined this :(

Just think of all that awesome styrofoam and polystyrene dust entering our lungs. mmmmmm.

considering that volcanic ash inhalation will put you down a couple thousand times faster than huffing CFC's I'd say thats probably not too much of a concern

So it's okay to open-air burn toxic stuff so long as you're burning it inside something that generates something of a higher toxicity level?

Hank lays some LOGIC on us

I don't think that's what he was saying. I think humor might have been involved.

If a small bag of garbage caused small activity, imagine thousands of bags being throw at the same time.

huh? volcanic ash is highly acidic and leaves your lungs via mucous... I mean sure if you're too close you're fucked... but it's nothing like the 9/11 dust, which is basically what you'd create if you used a volcano for an massive incinerator

Thanks for saying that, chairs. Now the TSA is going to start strip-searching us for volcanoes.

seconded

Where's your evidence huh?

that was supposed to be gandalf and the balrog

That was a real volcano, they tried a thousand times harder than Peter Jackson.

jealous

5 for you, you stranger in the Alps.

pretty much anything, the answer is "yes"

Pretty much anywhere, it's gonna be hot.

then I don't need a jacket

I think it works on several levels.

snort.