fancy pants poetry shit is not going to get you fine ladies, damnit thesnake.


FRONT FLIPS WILL.

jealous.

Six chicks? Nice.

I was like, BONE... BONE... BONE...

*Catholic definition of virginity. Don't really know why I go by that.

What's the difference? No penetration?

Oral sex and anal sex don't count. Lesbians are virgins forever. I don't know, I guess I stretch the definition and make bullshit exceptions because I really wish there was a different meaning for that fucking word. It's got a disgusting history and it's modern usage isn't much nicer. It's wrapped up in this idea that sex is adversarial and if you penetrate someone, you've won some sort of game and your partner has lost that game, FOREVER.

I've never had a sexual relationship. My number of people and my number of times are the same fucking number. My leather relationships have been with people I wasn't having sex with. I am not a person that has had any experience with maintaining a sexual relationship. I wish there was a word for that.

Look at this guy. If you were thinking about sleeping with him but had concerns about his inexperience, would any of those concerns go away if he'd paid a prostitute for sex?

Many people like the adversarial part and find nothing wrong with it. I didn't enjoy it until after I got divorced. Draw your own conclusions. The girl I'm with now loves when I'm rough and dominant, and I have to say it's been the best sex of my life (at age 35).

Also, yeah this dude should go to Vegas with a ton of cash.

:>

HA! This is exactly who I thought of too! Make that happen.

Was the six pack just for the girl, or does he split it, 3 beers each? Because that might be his problem.

I've been trying to convince myself that I need to lose like 25 pounds to get laid but it doesn't work because I get laid anyway. There goes my plan to lose some weight.

Dudes with 6pack abs do get laid. Dudes without 6pack abs do get laid. Why so confuse?

Haha, amazing. Anything particularly bizarre you've seen? Does he talk about his quest to lose his virginity there?

Ah, that was meant to be a reply, oh well.

So, Mr. Donnelly Miller's Facebook page has only 84 friends right now, sadly most of them are trolls. Female Facebook pages with no pictures asking him to post moar pics ok lol? This guy is already pretty close to killing himself, he did a 7 minute vid justifying suicide using little to no logic at all, I don't really like how this Facebook page is looking, it's looking like I'm gonna be front row to a fucking trainwreck.

So what do I do now? Watch and say nothing? Troll him also? Actually try to help the guy? Delete + block him and forget about it? O.o

What a miserable guy. I wish he could be his hilarious self without being suicidal :/ It's our Prime Directive to not troll these people, or even interact really. However, I don't think anyone would fault you if you tried to help Mr. Donnelly Miller. Nor would anyone fault you for delete+blocking him, since if he isn't actively asking for help, there is close to zero a person could do for him.