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StanleyPain

- 2012-07-04

What in the fuck..

Binro the Heretic - 2012-07-04

You know, Chuck used to dress like a 1920s dandy with a bowler hat, boutonniere and everything. The world survived his transition to a jeans & tee clad rodent. I think it will carry on fine with his new look.

I'm more worried about what happened to poor Billy Bob and the Rock-A-Fire Explosion.

Did Fatz have his hands & feet chopped off and ground up into a chinese aphrodisiac?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-07-04

There are several videos (on POETV as well, I think) of old Rock-A-Fire robots being reporgrammed to perform profanity-laden hip-hop and rap tracks.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2012-07-04

Yeah look up "fanprograms" on youtube to see Chris Thrash's videos. He's this really funny Alabama gent that drinks 2liters of Mountain Dew a day and loves the Rock-a-Fire so much that he bought the entire band.

There's a documentary about him and some other fans up on Netflix called the Rock-a-Fire Explosion. It's a really fun watch.

Paracelsus

- 2012-07-07

Seconded on the Rockafire Explosion documentary.

NewHeavenSalesman

- 2012-07-04

the "screenwriter" for this clearly had some past relationship issues, to say the least.

The Mothership - 2012-07-05

seriously.

fedex

- 2012-07-05

with a chick named Astrid

sosage

- 2012-07-04

If there is one character that is a decade or two late with its character design decisions, it's Chuck E Cheese. I tend to think he is not beloved enough for anyone to even notice...but shit...I am talking about the Internet here.

WHO WANTS DESSERT

- 2012-07-04

The fact that grown adults are genuinely upset that Chuck E. Cheese is getting a makeover is all the proof you need of how badly advertising to children fucked us up.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-07-04

The adults are upset because they'll have to go with the kids to those overpriced plastic pits of pizza blasphemy, either because their kid wants to go or their friends' parents suck at parties.

Chalkdust

- 2012-07-04

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

jreid

- 2012-07-04

Love the whole Col. Sanders lookalike/anti-KFC liquified chicken side story.

Xenagama Warrior Princess

- 2012-07-04

00:34

Isn't this how most gay pornos begin?

Jericho

- 2012-07-05

f@*king eurotrash

The Mothership

- 2012-07-05

Just a squirt in your face till it's finger-lickin' good.

joelkazoo

- 2012-07-05

So let me get this straight:
That one girl wants to fuck the giant rodent, and those 2 Austrian guys tried to rape the giant chicken, and in the end the giant rodent and giant chicken hook up?

FABIO - 2012-07-05

2 Austrians seduce chickens to lure them to KFC slaughter houses.

Bort

- 2014-01-11

The Aristocrats!

themilkshark

- 2012-07-05

Ugh fuck that gray shirt kid.

joelkazoo - 2012-07-06

He's better than Jake Lloyd, but then, that's not hard to do.

Aubrey McFate

- 2012-07-05

HOW SHOULD I KNOW I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE FIGURED OUT GIRLS

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