If you believe in God, and you're a conservative, you have to believe in the Devil. Conservatives believe intuitively that progress is bad and things naturally get worse. There's no way to explain that with just God out there benevolently running everything. Without the Devil, there would be nothing to fear, and without fear, what's the point?
If Pat thinks we need to pray before watching the story, why didn't he provide a moment of silence?
It's a good thing when Christian kids get the kind of lectures where they're taught that Satan is real and he'll give you actual powers, but it's a suckers game and you'll wish you hadn't done it when you die.
Because teenagers would never do something that's immediately gratifying but that they'll probably regret many years later, especially when all their strict authority figures keep telling them not to do it. No sir, that's not exactly the kind of thing every teenager will be curious about and try (or encourage a friend to try) at some point.
For every "I was a teenage satanist!" there's probably 50 others who were standing in the woods in a bathrobe or crowded around a ouija board when they realized that this is all just a bullshit mind game.
The end commentary is the best part:
"Folks I want to tell ya, Jesus Christ is real. The devil is real. This isn't some figma (sic) of some make-believe. This isn't something from Hollywood, it's the real thing... And Jesus Christ is lord." ::chortle::
Shit man....I need to sit down, and write a book about how I encountered Satan in my dreams and blah blah blah and just rake in the fucking batshit crazy Christian money. If 90 Minutes In Heaven and 28 Minutes In Hell and Heaven Is real have proven anything, it's that people will fucking believe ANYTHING.