cognitivedissonance - 2012-07-29
I've known so many Ernies in my relatively short time as a Freemason. They're all over the place. It's been the highlight of my life thus far. I can't wait to be one myself.
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2012-07-29 Really? Most of the guys I've met are just in it for the dinners and petty meaningless power struggles.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-07-29 I've not yet experienced the thrill of the petty meaningless power struggles. I've experienced the forty minute debate on real mashed potatoes vs. powdered.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-07-29 My reptoid pituitary gland installation was painless and remains maintenance free.
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dead_cat - 2012-07-30 Um, I mean I wanted to be a Shriner, and wear an awesome hat and drive a tiny car in a parade, and be privy to the horrible secrets of the masons, not that I wanted to be a hospital.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-07-30 Try the Shriners of Louisiana (who have no masonry requirement and are thus shunned by the Shrine as a whole) or consider adopting a classic Jeffersonian Deism.
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dead_cat - 2012-07-30 "consider adopting a classic Jeffersonian Deism."
Thanks, but I'd always feel like I was lying if I did that, and that's no way to join an organization that you want to feel at home and have fun in.
(Not quite related, but I'm sort-of-considering starting some kind of a secular "secret society" of some sort -- mainly to just see how long it takes for it to become the subject of many hilarious paranoid conspiracies [what with the way nutjobs are about secret societies, and the way Americans in general are about atheists] -- but I haven't a clue how to even begin. Any suggestions?)
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Kilo147 - 2012-12-25 Hell, how many of us are masons? I know that a good percentage of us are from the Pacific Northwest..
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Chancho - 2012-07-29
I love Brother Borgnine. He is a great example of what Masonry should be.
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baleen - 2012-07-29
So that's what all those buttons and switches in his bus did. He was controlling the banks!
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Rudy - 2012-07-30
Illustrious Brother Borgnine is a name just waiting for a shitty punk band to choose it.
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