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Yeah, good call. I can't laugh at something unless its racist.

I knew I should've checked and made sure there were no white people online.

No it's cool. Don't talk about any of the funny things in this video. Just make lazy jokes about stuff that isn't there.

My heart goes out to your husband.

ZZzzZZZzzZZZZzzzz

All staircase and no wit.

And I put another one into the hopper, in which she sings "If You've Got It, Flaunt It" from The Producers. Her dad plays Leo Bloom.

This is a million times creepier. With Alisa, her dad was the photographer only when she was just getting started, wearing costumes that were not revealing or enticing. Fiona here, though, has got "purity ball" written all over her. (I haven't looked at the Youtube channel yet, but that's my prediction.)

Alisa is also more attractive than this girl. That makes it less creepy.

Well that brings back memories.

Her father thinks she's beautiful, poorwill.

If it were at a Purity Ball, it would be perfectly horrifying. As it is now, I still can't watch more that a few seconds.

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A purity ball (also known as a father-daughter purity ball or purity wedding) is a formal ball dance event attended by fathers and their daughters. Purity balls promote virginity until marriage for teenage girls, and are almost exclusively associated with Evangelical Christian churches in the United States. Typically, daughters who attend make a virginity pledge; a pledge to remain sexually abstinent until marriage. Fathers who attend pledge to protect what they view as their young daughters' "purity of mind, body, and soul." Proponents of these events contend that they encourage close and deeply affectionate, but chaste, relationships between fathers and daughters, thereby avoiding the fornication that allegedly results when young women seek love through relationships with young men of their own age.
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Riiight. That's not creepy at all.

"Purity Ball" sounds like some kind of roofie, the maker of which claims your victim won't even know they're not a virgin anymore.

And that concept is LESS creeptastic than the actual one.

"This shocking talent comes through Fiona's tiny body with tremendous power and clarity."

"Fiona's tiny body"? Really? He could have said "... comes through Fiona's moist, inviting lips and tight but yielding throat" and sounded less pervish.

So how old is she anyway? Lots of YouTube comments calling her sexy.

If Youtube commenters are interested she must be 15 tops.

First think I noticed too, and that she dances like a dying fish.

The sheer amount of shame that he wipes up and systemically flushes down the toilet every time he gets an afternoon to himself is a testament to this.

He seems to be really into this. I would say proud is an understatment. Unlike her dress.

There really isn't a nice way to learn about purity balls.

When the loli-guy gets creeped out, you know it's evil. 5 stars.

That was a young Jane Krakowski (Jenna from "30 Rock").

Ohh lordy, he was a child actor who played a bit role in a Star Trek episode, then got too old by '77. Not a good sign for this man's mental well-being.

Here's his wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Huxley

It says he did synthesizer arrangements for "City of Angels." For that alone, he deserves some kind of incarceration.

Wow, if that isn't a Wiki profile written by it's own subject, I don't know what is.

I could not agree with you guys more.

He looks like he could be Kevin Spacey's younger pedo brother.

Yep. It seems to me that a tea party connection is less likely to suggest a purity ball than a dedicated entrepreneur.

I don't think this is creepy. Intuitively, it seems to me that if something incestuous was lurking in the father-daughter relationship, Daddy wouldn't be broadcasting it on youtube. Of course, POE's puritanical reaction to something like this is as predictable as gravity. I MEAN LOOK AT HER! SHE'S SHOWING HER LEGS! WHORE! WHOREMONGER!

Assuming that Daddy Rabbit isn't fucking Jessica (which, I maintain, is what Occam's razor suggests), an involved parent is, by default, a good thing. People love to post shit like "what is her father thinking?" while their own kids are sitting on the sofa watching Comedy Central and eating Triscuits with Easy Cheese and Sunny D. The kid in the "Booty Pop" video probably doesn't know what he's singing about (I sure don't!) but he's not watching TV. He's doing stuff. Doing stuff is good.

There could be some weird issues going on in this family. Like in my family. And probably yours, too. But they're probably a lot more complex and less cliched than all our innuendo would suggest.

I think he should be pushing her toward... classier material. But that's just me.

"Booty popping" means butt-wiggling of the form featured so prominently in that video. And that six-year-old has the mutant ability to make their butts do exactly that.

Thing about the current video is, would you choose to have your daughter sing a seductive song to you while she's dressed seductively, then film it and post it online? It is such a poor choice, you have to wonder how neither father nor daughter objected to it.

There's no evidence of them actually attending purity balls, but that's the vibe I get from them.

the dad is probably not banging the daughter, but more than likely just trying to grab fame second hand in the most hamfisted way possible (see horribly designed tumblr, twitter account with 50 followers). But that doesn't remove the gross creepiness from this video.

it's like how a (purely hypothetical) 50-year-old dude might not actually want to fuck a random dopey teenage girl or aging sitcom star he voraciously defends from perceived bullies on the internet, but it's still really weird regardless of the carnal attentions paid

No, he's not fucking her. He's just whacking it to the thought of her and praying she makes it to stardom before she finishes growing up and looks as weird as he (presumably) did when he stopped being a cute kid and his career died...

>>it's like how a (purely hypothetical) 50-year-old dude might not actually want to fuck a random dopey teenage girl or aging sitcom star he voraciously defends from perceived bullies on the internet, but it's still really weird regardless of the carnal attentions paid.

And to take a perverse pleasure in whatever horrible thing you think is going on here. What is that? Normal? Healthy?

WHAT you're bringing up the boxxy thing again? What a fresh and unexpected argument! Like I said, you're predictable as gravity. Actually, to be honest, it was a little more subtle than the usual generic boxxybaiting that always comes up when I try to kill your nasty buzz.

One thing's for sure, I'm not willing to invest a lot of energy in defending Baby Jessica and her pop. As distasteful as I find the usual sanctimonipalooza, I'm not at confident that this is anything I can get behind. I have no idea what this is about.

But I know what YOU'RE about. Oh yes I do.

I assume he ate all he could, then sold the rest?

I know right? I'm late to this party and now I can't get disgusted by this crap.