Listen buddy, if you want a gig on the history channel you need an awesome piece of hair.

While this "psychic assassin" is only guilty of having some of Matt Frewar's jaw-oriented DNA, the true gold is in the YT comments:

"Maybe it's God deleting the unwanted programs. Fact: We're rising to a higher dimension and the low vibratory humans are falling by the wayside because they can't handle the upgrade. I think he's lying in a hospital somewhere on the old lower earth."

Dear Diary, today I learned there's a new place of wackiness called "old lower earth." They apparently have health care. Further details to come, hopefully.

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