They complain about athletes not showing their nationalism, with carefully picked shots of them wearing warm sweaters over their flag branded uniforms... but still all carrying American flags in their hands.

It's like the flag-pin thing in the last election. "Sure, they're wearing flags. But they could be BIGGER flags. And I consider showing off your patriotism more important than actually living it (say by winning gold medals for your country), just like how I consider showing off my Christianity more important than living by any of it's principles."

Doesn't matter. His audience doesn't know either.

Well, now I feel like an ass... :(

Even worse than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Or North Korea. Or Bahrain. Or Sierra Leone.

Best at making other countries worse than us!

Not even close. Suck your own dick.

It's a terrible country but we're not all terrible. Deepest apologies, just have patience and it'll all work out once we're totally out of the empire mode and China is doing all the work.

Sudan is the number one country.

OK. so I sucked my own dick, chanted 'Oh Canada!' a couple times and now I know what it's like to be an American: full of shame.

I wish I could suck my own dick. Imagine all the money you'd save. It seems like everyone knows America is shit, but no one knows how to fix it. We used to at least have jobs. A lot of East European countries are starting to look pretty good. I've heard they give you vodka for breakfast in Hungary, which is why I'd like to move there. I'm not even kidding.

Seriously though, I wish moronic foreingers would stop bashing America.

It just makes idiots like "enjoy" and Cena dig in their heels and kneejerk-vote for Republicans harder, and it makes our liberals self-loathing and thus less "patriotic" to the idiotic masses.

Every time I read a comment on the Internet where the poster identifies themselves as a Canadian, I know I'm about to be embarrassed.