The Illuminati are so lazy.

Hey hey, he didn't mention the Templars, so he doesn't muster the Umberto Eco definition of crazy, wherein Templar history is the singularity point of all insanity.

Is that where the idiots writing the Assasins Creed games got it from?

It's gotten to the point where just about everyone is a freaking Templar. The only ones who aren't are you and maybe the Native Americans in the third game, though it wouldn't surprise me if a chief or two had some overwrought secret passage in the back of their tepee full of gear-driven Aztec (because we're all about historical accuracy) doors and traps.

I honestly would love to see martial law or a race war or whatever these people keep hoping will happen ACTUALLY happen. That way I can live out my fantasy of being a henchman to a Lord Humongous-type person in the desolate wasteland of the future, living among the more beastly members of society. A land-pirate moving from town to town, pillaging what we can and burning the rest. I would make it a special point to direct Lord Humongous toward raiding the church-fortresses dotted along the American West. We would find the vents for their little underground panic vaults and pour raw sewage into them. We would only have to raid one ammo hoarders ranch compound and we would probably collect dozens of guns and hundreds of rounds of ammo. In an anarchist, collapsed society those Doomsday Preppers would look like a food/weapon dispensary to us. :)

I'll be the guy who puts his brain in a robot and cloisters himself in a research facility crawling with scientific nightmares.

God is such a dick. Sure, toss in predictions about microchips, but how about a method of obtaining cheap, clean energy? A warning not to buy bell-bottom pants? He's such an ass...

I'm leaning towards the forehead for mine. I want every sniveling Christian to know how much I love the anti-christ just by looking at me.

It's kind of like how in the poorly-spelled description, we're warned that people have been made stupid enough to believe anything the government tells them.

Good thing these people have the brains to believe just about anything they read on the internet or hear via the voices in their heads.

You would be surprised how many are 100% sure this is real, then again, i remember people buying ameros in a rush when that thing was suppose to come out....like 2 years ago.

Princess Divinity is an honest, virtuous girl who would never have anything to do with this villainy!