I swear to you, when I find this guy, it's gonna be BAD!

Really really bad.

see, I knew you were being ironic before I even opened it.

Well...shit.

I wanted this to be good. Walter Hill and Stallone! So much potential.

This looks like a boring amalgamation of an entire goofy genre, with all the flavor of a rice cake soaked in Human Growth Hormone.

Also, to the Asian Sidekick Brandon Lee 2.0 - Yes, they still make fucking records -- they're the only physical medium of music that is growing in sales.

IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!!!!!

I have come to spout recycled dialogue and kick ass, and I'M ALL OUT OF RECYCLED DIALOGUE!

Looks very Walter Hill and very 80s action. That's a good thing in my book. Stallone do sounds like he's just recovering from a stroke.

They killed his partner AND they kidnapped his daughter? Save some for the sequel, guys!

So they're just combining about three or four different Woo HK classics into one?

mumble mumble mumble...

Oh, I thought this was a trailer for the brilliant Bullet in the Face. I almost auto 5'd this shit. +1 for reminding me of the old Beavis and Butthead bit, "Christians? Later, dude."