I want to believe.

All these stocky white Texans look the same to me.

Nothing would make me happier.

The ending, but I was hoping it'd finish with his happy "yes!".

Don't miss the bonus conspiracy dork slapfight in the comments:

"no one is saying he faked his death to become what he is now. What the most intelligent people on this subject are saying is "Project MKUltra" was used on him. Just look it up on wikipedia.  It will say it "halted" in 1973, but that is not true. You bet your ass they still do that. Who's going to believe someone who BRAINWASHES PEOPLE and then says "ok we will just stop BRAINWASHING people now." No, I wouldn't believe a person who says that. And neither should you. Now open your weak mind.

FckedUpWorld"

Even this guy's name is annoying.

On Alex Jones' death bed he will admit that his entire career was an elaborate ruse to sell seeds and DVDs about 4th dimensional lizards who live in pyramids. Upon hearing this, his followers will accuse the lizards of poisoning him with chemtrail LSD.

im going go look up the clip when hicks flips out again, that one always makes me happy

I actually had the thought "No way, Bill Hicks looks too much like Tim Allen to be Alex Jones."

They're -so- clearly different people, but that's what makes this crazy -so- delicious.

The part that got me is where he says "I am Bill Hicks"