The mother's patronizing dismissal of her son's cereal request dies on her lips as she turns her head and sees a suspicious box she never bought. Rather than throw the box out or ask the kid where it came from, she just hands it to the smug little bastard.

"Hi, want some cereal?"
"No thanks mom, I'm going to play catch with dad!"
"Oh honey, your father died in that thresher accideOH MY GOD WHY IS HIS REANIMATED CORPSE IN THE CABINET"

"My brother annoyed the shit out of me until I turned him into a dog."

The boy is dangerous.

There is now, Mom, you lying cunt! I knew you were 9in on the conspiracy. AHI Lay Lilitu. Jesu Christi pan arcainum!

SERPENTIS!!! AKBAR!

Is now, bitch.