for when he calls Janet Napolitano a man

I mean, what is the likelihood that the president has a camera on him at any given time. THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND

Five stars for the Java Update Available notification.

"the Queen of Elizabeth"

Okay, if red and black are EEEvil colors...

...how does he manage to use YouTube in the first place? It's a DOUBLE BLUFF!

Think about THAT for a second.

It's all so OBVIOUS!

I'm SHOCKED that he found several examples of people wearing red and/or black... SHOCKED.

10 PRINT "WAKE UP SHEEPLE"
20 GOTO 10

Has anyone ever put 4 or 5 of these people in a house together? How would their egos handle being told that everyone is stalking someone else and not them? Would they form some sort of clan, or start suspecting each other?

Sounds like a pointless and unethical yet highly amusing experiment, like when psychologists made 3 Jesus Christs live together for a few months to see how they dealt with the cognitive dissonance (They just argued a lot and called each other crazy the whole time).