Atlas Farted.

Atlas Found a Teenager to Sell Him Dirt Weed.

Gee, sounds like soup grapes from someone who tried to run for elected office and lost...

He's a hair's breadth from being considered a philosopher, or a mystic, or a wise man. The only thing standing in his way is the collective opinions of everyone else in the world.

I'd swear he's slipping into self-parody, but this guy seems to be incapable of self-awareness.

It's sad, sorta. I once thought he might get better.

I could totally make awesome videos that would get millions of hits, but it's not in my nature. My nature is having a single video on my account that features me incompetently firedancing that netted me one like on Facebook.

I'm above appealing to you people. Stop liking football and celebrities and maybe I'll make an awesome cat video for you.

Maybe.

I want to hear him say, "We haates the filthy HOBBITSES! THEY WANTs TO STEAL OUR PRECIOUSSSS! WE...HAAAATES...THEMMM!!!"

Had he been born handsome instead of repulsively ugly, I bet he would be a normal, well-adjusted human being.

For more of Nick Bravo's special insights about the triumph of intellectualism and becoming your own master, please see the related video of him drunk and shirtless in his van rambling on about a corkscrew.

I can't bear to watch anymore of this guy's shit