Just how detached from reality is fatty mcshitbeard?

He apparently thinks he will live long enough to have grey hair.

Holy fuck, another Sontaran!

A face for radio meets a voice for newspaper.

Oh wow, an internet show starring an obese neckbeard who reviews movies/videogames/retro videogames/shit from the 80s and 90s/etc.

That's new.




In case you couldn't tell I was being sarcastic.

You know what videos I like to watch sometimes....reviews of movies and games and shit being done by people with fucking LIVES and JOBS for whom these things are an entertaining hobby rather than some dipshit lifestyle-identity thing.

someone had to do his makeup and style his hair and beard-hair

every

time

Ahoy, thar she blows! A dead whale or a stove boat!

That King Kong movie prop belongs in a museum? Why don't you DONATE it to one, then, instead of baiting nerds with it on a webshow designed purely to shill your website?

I had to remind my neurons where I have heard this guy's name before and took a trip back to Ain't It Cool News.

Every one of his movie reviews stinks of the articulate literacy of a religious tract shoved under your car's windshield wiper.


Jeezus. Thanks for reminding me of the neckbeard messiah, POE.

There's never been clearer evidence of a "critic" on the take than that little knob-gobbling exchange about Michael Bay with the boiler.