Oh, no! The evil black man is coming to take away your Bible Flags and replace them with the Socializes! Only the Jesus Patriots can stop the Russians in the UN from taking your freedoms and replacing it with Muslim Mexico Gunless!
awww, that's too bad because the comments were enabled when I submitted. It almost made me proud of youtube commenters because it was 100% people calling bullshit and cracking jokes.
The villains are a black lawyer and the gay schoolteacher who replaces the Nativity with aliens and a pot of gold. The hero is a white man in a position of power who rides a motorcycle with a giant American flag billowing behind him. This is a rotten country to live in if you aren't a white man.