You guys are saying this is bullshit because they gained nothing. What happens when its illegal to carry a gun. Obviously it would be because of the shooting. So they would gain something. We would have nothing to defend ourselves with.
MrApplesauce50 1 month ago
Or, they could skip killing innocent people trying to enjoy a movie and maybe pass a few laws instead?
It makes perfect sense: The Illuminati, in their quest to rule the Earth, sent an agent known to the public as James Holmes into a midnight showing of Batman to murder exactly twelve people, in order to make the public more amenable to control. At the same time, they commanded their agent Lil Wayne to insert incredibly-specific imagery of the upcoming shooting into his new music video, in order to....
listen guys you don't understand, there are good illuminati and bad illuminati (like in Twister) and Lil Wayne is actually the last line of defense in a manichean war of epic proportions for the souls of every man, woman and child on earth (Jay-Z is Cary Elwes)
To be completely un-humorous about it, the reason these conspiracy theorists believe the Illuminati or whoever would be so brazen is two fold: 1. If they're not doing it, they probably don't exist, and therefore the subject is insane (which isn't possible, they'll tell you so) and 2. it's what these tiny, broken people would gladly do to their "tormentors" (or just about anyone) if they got the chance. Payback is a bitch, after all.