Let's see what the Onion has going todAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welp, it's over. That's it folks, pack it in, go home. Push that big read button and call it done.

Ed Wood used to do this to his nipples back before he was a director when he played the half man half woman in a sideshow. He injected air, though.

Fucking Cardassians...

yay applaud!! WHY???????

fuck this

Nothing like turning your whole forehead into a giant zit.

We do this to ferrets when they are dehydrated, into the scruff. They walk around looking like the hunchback ferret of Notre Dame for an hour or two before the saline gets absorbed into the body.

So this is pretty boring. These people aren't trying to get away.

Wake me up with Slicing is inevitably a thing.

Is this so we can more easily identify whether or not someone is an asshole?

When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza any time.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT