I vaguely recall the family stole the bad guy's dial-up-access crystal-thing, and that one episode had a fat guy who was jazzed to be a Zone trooper In Training.
Y'see, if you leave out the "T" in "trooper," the first letter in each word spells "zit," which the fat guy said over and over. Because it was funny. To someone, somewhere.
Saw this on the Sci-Fi channel years later on their "Series Collections." That is, they would fill time in the afternoons with various short-lived series.
HOLY SHIT. I think of this show so often but I couldn't remember what it was actually called. I watched a couple episodes when I was a kid and all I remembered was the upside down guns and some sort of pyramid with an Eye of Providence on it.