can't really say it better than that

You got a problem with that, Gorthon?

It was chiseled out of the finest marble.

And yet, he has the smoothest and delicate of ball sacks.

my stars are for cog-dis and franco's nuts

I think he actually works for White Wolf now.

Stephen Lee Sheppard, works on the Exalted side, which is why I've never encountered him.

(who the hell plays exalted)

I bet U-Dogg's DM screen would be made of Bounce dryer sheets

It was put in the Saturday night death slot with next-to-no promotion. Apparently, the first episode did if not great ratings, did better than expected during the first half, but ratings dropped 50 percent after Eli broke his arm, and never recovered. America just wasn't ready for it.