Vermin Supreme, 2012 Democratic Presidential Candidate

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Comment count is 13

Jet Bin Fever

- 2012-10-23

He should wear 500 flag pins or maybe one GIANT flagpin.

Old_Zircon

- 2012-10-23

He lives in the town where I grew up.

Old_Zircon - 2012-10-24

I feel like he's gotten better with age, I couldn't stand him and his try-hard wackiness back when I lived there.

Sad truth is, it probably has more to do with me getting old than with him changing.

TheSupafly

- 2012-10-24

I love seeing this guy pop up wherever I can find him. My first experience with the guy was on the daily show back in the '99 new Hampshire primaries.

garcet71283 - 2012-10-24

But if he travels back in time to kill Hitler how can he run on that platform in 2012 and if that platform doesn't exist how can he travel back in time to kill Hitler in the first place.......aaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh.....

(also, he has bumper stickers, gimme gimme)

dementomstie

- 2012-10-24

It's simple really: If he goes back in time and kills Hitler it creates an alternate time line where another German steps into the space that would have been filled with Hitler in our universe. In that time line (TL2) Vermin Supreme 2 goes back in time to stop what we would call the New Hitler and creates TL3. VS3 goes back to stop NH2 and creates TL4. This goes on for a while until someone comes back in time to stop Vermin Supreme Prime and prevent the whole "Multiple Hitler" Time Loop. That creates a whole other Time Loop, but it also ensures immortality for elephants somehow, so everyone is OK with it.

James Woods

- 2012-10-24

Imagine the potential attack ads.

garcet71283 - 2012-10-24

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney don't want you to have a pony.

Hitler didn't want America to have ponies either.

Mitt Romney and Barack Obama agree with Hitler's policies.

A vote for Vermin Supreme is a vote for democracy, not national socialism.

(Paid for by Friends of Vermin Supreme 2012)

Rudy

- 2012-10-24

I'm already getting super PAC together for this guy.

That guy

- 2012-10-24

This site is its better self, having an active Vermin Supreme tag.

garcet71283

- 2012-10-25

I think it's high time that poeTV officially endorses a candidate.

James Woods - 2012-10-27

HERE! HERE!

That guy - 2012-10-30

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