I never say this kind of thing, but I would just, just love to see this man beaten to death in the street with a tackhammer

...what the fuck is that on his tie? Is that paisley over an angry bear?

A few highlights from the 2012 Republican platform;

"We reaffirm our support for a Constitutional amendment defining marriage as the union of one man and one woman."

"...we oppose active and passive euthanasia and assisted suicide."

"By whatever legislative method is most feasible, Old Glory should be given legal protection against desecration."

"The Republican Party is committed to saving Medicare and Medicaid. "

"We support the prohibition of gambling over the Internet and call for reversal of the Justice Department’s decision distorting the formerly accepted meaning of the Wire Act that could open the door to Internet betting. "


VERY LIBERTARIAN, FUCKFACE

lol wut?

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY

Did you hear that? That was Gary Johnson, throwing up in disgust in the corner over there.

When an opportunistic shill changes his position for the sake of self-serving and expediency, he always does it in the form of "an important annonucement".

Who?

God, if Mittens loses, they'd better not start some Johnson = Nader nonsense. How dare you not vote for the Big Guy? Candidates whose policies you might actually support are election spoilers!

I love how he says that he's going to make an important announcment, and then he changes the subject.. He does that so that the suspense will become... unbearable!

As America's leading masturbater, I'm announcing today that I've decided to switch to Japanese Rape Porn.