jreid - 2012-10-31
Thank you for my first belly laugh in weeks, homophobes!
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The Mothership - 2012-10-31
That kid is going to grow up a goddamn pansy; hardly fell 2 feet onto soft sand and mommy is all over her little treasure. Wasn't even crying.
The other one is all like "what, bitch, I'm fine. I don't need my two dads to save me every time I fall down go boom. Fucking baby."
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B_Ko - 2012-10-31
So wait, is it just gay dads or fathers in general that are incompetent parents who are incapable of nursing a scraped knee?
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TeenerTot - 2012-10-31 Nature teaches us that the mother is the one that nurses and nurtures. Or eats the young.
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dek863 - 2012-10-31
Mommies are needed because it is awkward when some asshole asks where you mom is when your dads are clearly right behind you.
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dek863 - 2012-10-31 Oh, comments are also disabled. What a surprise.
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takewithfood - 2012-10-31 Definitely deserves a "Comments are disabled for this video" tag.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-10-31
I guess it's easy to avoid insulting your target audience's intelligence if they don't have any to begin with.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-10-31
She's right here, in my pants.
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joelkazoo - 2012-10-31
Are khaki shorts indicative of homosexuality? Seriously, I'd like an answer to that!
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Blue - 2012-10-31
Nobody that thinks that Marriage is about the government helping people make babies is allowed to call anyone else a communist.
Besides, do you really want the government to make a judgement call on who can and can't have children? I'm pretty sure they wouldn't like that. Here's a quick parenting test for you! If you were to drown your child in the bathtub would they A: die and rot in the ground or B: go to a magical paradise created by God?
Also, one man and one woman? The Bible was pretty clear on men being able to own as many women as they could afford or capture in battle.
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Blue - 2012-10-31
It's about love, asswipe, and it has been for about 400 years.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-10-31
Okay, in all fairness, these people probably think all men are like their own fathers, i.e., hard, unsympathetic assholes incapable of providing comfort and support.
Stars for evil.
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memedumpster - 2012-10-31
Oh God, this reminded me of when my parents would take me to get a haircut when I was little, wait until it was over, and pretend they didn't know me and were going to leave without me. Ha ha, then I ended up being raised by the state.
Kids with two daddies are lucky.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-10-31
46 likes, 1,257 dislikes
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themilkshark - 2012-11-01 46 stupid assholes still got off on it
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-02-18
I'm your mommy now, bitch!
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