Boss: "So is there any way we can get Todd Akin's name further away from "Rape?"
Video Campaign Guy: "Not possible..."
Boss thinks.....: "Ok... what if we got it... closer?"
Video Campaign Guy thinks........: "I just had an idea."
I hope if he wins it ends in a Bride vs. Todd Akin type of scenario where some rape victim just tracks him down and they have a good ol grindhouse brawl.
The chapter entitled How Maury Povich Fans Suddenly Destroyed the Earth During the Mayan Apocalypse is sure going to piss off the atheist parents on the textbook review boards of the 23rd century.