Yet they're the ones who will decide who is our next president because our electoral system is so Fair and Balanced.

The Satantic cults of Buddhism and Hinduism both have extensive coverage in Bob Larson's "Larson's Book of Cults," which should really be mandatory reading for PoeTV.

I'm really very excited that Buddhists are secretly plotters aiming to invade and take our freedom. I hope they take it to a nice meal and a funny show!

Likewise.

By the way, do you think it's possible to hack those Clear Channel billboards?

I assume so. I figured that's why all those Romney ads mysteriously started popping up on the ones here in Columbus, seeing as this is overwhelmingly Obama territory.

Like all defeated banshees, she will most likely go wailing back to the mist-veiled Irish forest she came from.

No way. She's totally going to go back to the Other Side to try and take Carole Anne again.

I thought we were going to take a little bacon and a little beans and fight the bloody British at the town of New Orleans with Ol' Hickory here.

atheist Muslims!

also I'm getting flashbacks to the elderly ant queen in A Bug's Life.

Also if you were a Morlock, you wouldn't be too happy in life either. Vote the Eloi out of office this election season. So we can eat those fucks once and for all.

In two days, I've gotten 2 calls from women "doctors" who support Todd Akin.

Doesn't matter how bad your sports team does. At the end of the day you still want them to win.

Yes! I demand everyone read what Fabio just wrote.

They don't know how good they got it, no matter which candidate they vote for, they're fucking over the poor and lining the pockets of the wealthy, the American dream.

Which they will be joining the ranks of increasingly.

It's kind of ironic. The more the middle class votes Republican the more the middle class is eradicated into poverty. And then they continue to blame the other side. Because Jesus.

Let's face it. America has gone full retard.

I thought you only get girls if you become a martyr...?

It seems as long as you're admitted in to paradise, they're yours. I feel I meet all the provisions except accepting Mohammed as the one true god. Oh well, I guess i'll have to live with my crazy hallucinations followed by nothingness.

Valerie Jarrett! She's bad news!

Val is an Obama advisor who has a very typical public servant biography. There's nothing really frightening in her backgr- oops, my mistake. She's middle eastern. That explains it.

Yeah, those are the low info voters, they are on both sides and make up the majority of the electorate.

However I think if you listen to AM radio and Fox News enough you hear where these talking points these people have are coming from and see a concerted effort to have as many low info voters as possible. If you watch MSNBC and NPR you'll find a lot less obfuscation and a lot more depth into actual policies of the candidates, and even criticism of their team (though I think NPR is only barely and subtly left leaning).

You listen to Romney and hear him say things like "Jeep, owned by the Italians, is planning to move all production to China". You won't find Obama or his surrogates being that deliberately dishonest. They will downplay failures and generalize plans for the future, but I'm fairly confident, based on lots of polling data, that the left has more informed voters than the right.

Sadly, the way the elections are set up in this country, it doesn't matter if your side is more informed if there are more people on the other side. Or at least in Ohio and Florida.

I can't watch this, just take my stars.

It took me a couple hours to realize I meant to have a point.

If you look at the ignorant people in Obama's crowd they're usually the people that don't watch the news.

If you look at the ignorant people in Romney's rallies they're the people who listen to the news more than anyone.