Actually, I think this might make a good companion piece to Adam Sandler's Turkey song.

Yeah, there's very, very few viral entertainers who can survive the transition to self awareness. Patrice Wilson is not one of them.

He's going to keep doing this, isn't he? He's not going to bow out gracefully, like a decent human being; he's going to spend the rest of his life trying to chase that rainbow.

There's Krispy Kreme and... who else? Does Dan Lacey count?

Counterpoint: the magical negro friend is here more hilariously out of place than ever.

Agreed. I lost my shit at 1:45. Then it progressively went from hilarious to "Oh god why can't I look away".

indeed, 'magical negro friend' is what puts this out of the park.

In think he's her imaginary friend.

Friday was awesome, the guiltiest guilty pleasure EVER!

Easter can be in MARCH, TOO! Do they not teach the lunar calendar in Church anymore?! This just TOTALLY ruined the song for me! Forever!

I'd like to think that was Agent 43 from the Mardi Gras level of Hitman.

They're not called Ark Music Factory anymore, now they're Pato Music World.

http://pmwlive.com/sample-page/

Check out their list of "accomplishments" and how they brag about Rebecca Black's "success" and how Friday went viral and got covered on Glee, as if they're completely oblivious and think Friday gained recognition because people liked it and weren't, you know, laughing in awe of how terrible it was.

Also, Patrice Wilson, the out of place rapper in all these videos, actually wrote all these terrible songs, including Friday. Huh.

I assume he's still making money by producing songs and videos for 13 year olds.

>>as if they're completely oblivious and think Friday gained recognition because people liked it and weren't, you know, laughing in awe of how terrible it was.

What?

Oh, yeah, uh, right... terrible.



No, the people on the web were laughing at it because it was terrible, The millions of people who bought it loved it., and kept to themselves about it. Like I said, guiltiest guilty pleasure ever.


But I think we can all agree about this one.

>>Check out their list of "accomplishments" and how they brag about Rebecca Black's "success" and how Friday went viral and got covered on Glee, as if they're completely oblivious and think Friday gained recognition because people liked it and weren't, you know, laughing in awe of how terrible it was.

It made millions of dollars, haha!

>>It made millions of dollars, ha-ha!

By your standards, "Toddlers in Tiaras" and "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" are things to be proud of. Ha-ha.

I think "Honey Boo Boo" sucks, but you can certainly get away with calling it a success, without snarky quotes.


And I love Friday!

Mr Lacey, if I may be so bold, I have to ask: do you have some sort of poeTV Bat Signal hooked up in your house?

I'm wondering this because I haven't seen you comment here for, like, weeks. Maybe longer. And yet the moment someone mentions your name- in this case, Old Zircon- WOOSH! In you swoop, right on cue, ready to deliver without a moment's hesitation. This is not an isolated incident; I can't produce any concrete data, but it does seem as though chanting your name has a high likelihood of summoning you. Boomer the Dog does the same thing, too. Perhaps he is your Robin?

Don't worry, your secret will be safe with us, and we will only use the signal in the greatest of emergencies.

She'll grow on you as soon as she gets a few death threats and gets interviewed on TV and then you realize she's just some sweet dumb kid.

That's IF the networks consider running the same story all over again.

THAT'S Patrice Wilson? I've always referred to him as "DJPrefersTo-Remain-Anonymous".

>>- Patrice gorging on turkey with a look on his face like he's straight out of a goddamn 1920's minstrel show.

>>- 13-year-old girl who not only appears to be emancipated from her parents, but owns her own fucking beautiful house.

>>- Said girl also interrupts the dinner blessing to burst into a random rap... and then uses a drumstick as an improvised microphone.

I feel like someone made an artistic decision not to have a food fight here. I don't think I can agree.