Adham Nu'man - 2012-11-11
When your trailer for a comedy film starts with a fart, you know you've got some comedy gold in store for people.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-11-11 -Fart joke
-Weed joke
-Bad breath/hygiene joke
-Dick joke
-Gay joke
-Kicked in the nuts joke
This will open at number one at the box office and get at least two sequels.
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-11-11
I was going to ask why they didn't just call it Scary Movie 5, but then Google revealed to me that Scary Movie 5 is actually in production.
Fuck.
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SteamPoweredKleenex  - 2012-11-11
His epic role as Snails in the D&D movie really did wonders for his career, didn't it?
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garcet71283 - 2012-11-11
Hey look, its a forgettable In Living Color sketch but longer.
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FABIO - 2012-11-11
AWWW SHEET AWWW DAYUM AWWW HEEELL NO *fart* *toke*
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garcet71283 - 2012-11-12 Not to be racist or anything, but sometimes the "Black People" tag is warranted.
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BHWW - 2012-11-12 Lawks a-mercy I's is a-scairt o' them haints! Oooooooh!
:bug eyes:
:cowers:
:runs:
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themilkshark - 2012-11-12 I don't think the "black people" tag is racist. Are there not black people in this movie?
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-12 Someone needs to create a word that means "racial minority perpetuating stereotypes that said minority would probably protest if perpetuated by a given culture's racial majority."
I'd vote for "Wayans," but that's just me.
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FABIO - 2012-11-12 What's funny is the intro to their 1995 show was them riffing on whitewashed black characters on TV.
Et tu, self?
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Craptabulous - 2012-11-12
5 for evil
And when I say evil, I mean what money did to the wayans brothers, especially Marlon. He used to be a decent writer.
Not now though.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-11-12
"I'm Marlon Wayans, and I know better."
And Jesus, Nick Swardson looks fucking terrible. He looks 50.
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themilkshark - 2012-11-12
I really like Paranormal Activity, so I could see myself enjoying this. The Wayans are hit and miss, obvious comedy but I laugh at that sometimes. I won't pay anything to watch this, but I will watch it.
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SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-12 I thought the first one was okay, until they hauled out the gas jets to run the Ouija board.
Even if you think it's crap, you have to be impressed at the cost-to-profit ratio on the first movie alone.
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FABIO - 2012-11-12 I had my mind blown when I knew a big Paranormal Activity fan who had never seen Blair Witch Project. We watched it and she hated it.
...huh
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Adham Nu'man - 2012-11-12 I saw Blair Witch and hated it. I saw Paranormal activity and was mildly entretained. At least I saw doors slam shut and a ouija board burning and some "spooky" footage. Blair Witch was all shaky shots of foliage with a soundtrack of white people screaming.
Also, before Blair Witch made a gazillion dollars I saw on tv a similar found footage horror mockumentary about aliens landing near a farm where a family was spending their holidays. Can't remember the name, but it was also better than Blair Witch.
Also, Cannibal Holocaust.
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boner - 2012-11-12
Hands up if you thought Cedric the Entertainer was dead
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-11-12 I did too, until I saw "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" a few years back.
I was indifferent.
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boner - 2012-11-12 Bernie Mac and Patrice O'Neal.
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joelkazoo - 2012-11-12 Patrice is dead, too?...fuck.
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FABIO - 2012-11-12
Anyone who admitted to laughing at this is getting a knock on their door very soon.
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joelkazoo - 2012-11-15 In my defense, I chuckled in a "Jesus Christ, that is so stupid I can't believe they actually did that!" way, not in a "Wow, that was funny!" way.
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GuyCorngood - 2012-11-12
"And don't forget to like us ... and follow us." Entertainment is so goddamn needy these days.
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Chalkdust - 2012-11-12
aw, David Koechner :(
and Nick Swardson got fat
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vanilla_killa - 2012-11-14
Mr. Waynes. Go fuck yourself.
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