besides the complete absence of any other people, the only thing that would make this better would be the sound of approaching police sirens in the last few seconds...

It probably isn't automatic. Most AR-15s I've seen civilians use are semi auto.

anyone with that tiny diamond-hard of an erection for guns probably has it illegally modified to be fully automatic.

He wouldn't mod the AR-15 he carries on the streets. He keeps his illegal guns in a secret place.

150,000 guns were stolen from legal gun owners in America last year. This guy is just asking to be mugged.

yeah, I'd say. If I saw that I'd probably just go eat somewhere else. People who do that are trying to assert their power in a world they feel increasingly beyond their control, and the only way they can do it is with the silent intimidation of the armed vs. the unarmed

or, as Toenails so eloquently tagged it, "small penis"

Here in Mississippi, you never see guns out in the open unless someone is going hunting or you're risking being shot. However, every redneck motherfucker here can be assumed to have at least two semi-automatic weapons in his vehicle or in his home for no good reason. Not to mention the weed and meth trade.

They're big on the concealed carry thing here.

Good on you for having your fast food splurge be Burgerville. I'm surprised you saw John McClain in there, after all that shit is all local organic humane.

Insecurity. Fear. Fetishism. A need to feel powerful. PTSD. Deep and long-lasting involvement in the shadow economy. Take your pick.

Most people who like guns aren't slobbering lunatics parading Desert Eagles around daycares and working themselves into a snit when they're challenged on it. But it's those guys who grab all the headlines.

These people were bullied a lot in life. This is the only thing that makes them fell better/secure.

It's like Linus and his blanket from Peanuts.

Only sadder.

see; small penis

If you don't use it you'll lose it.

^see? small penis!

I have also asked this very question.

I considered that very thing, as here in my home town we have...

a.) Mexican restaurants.
b.) white bigot gun retards.
c.) stand your ground laws.

Personally, if this happened here and someone shot this fucker in the face for walking his shaved head ass into a minority owned restaurant with the OBVIOUS intent of armed intimidation against the establishment and customer base, it would probably not be considered anything except business as usual.

At least until the klan preachers and their biker churches burned the whole town down in reprisal.

Never move here.

You see, here we're legally allowed to kill based on feelings, and that is really fucking hard to not want to abuse the shit out of in situations like this one.

DROP THE WEAPON!!

NO 'YOU' DROP 'YOUR' WEAPON!!

NO YOU!!

NO 'YOU'!!!

NO, YOU!!!!

*gunfire erupts*

OK meme, I'll bite, where the hell do you live?

Ooh! I like this game. Internet detective! Ok, so Stand your ground + Mexican Food + Open carry + white supremacy = ehmmm... Arizona? I was leaning toward Montana, but that doesn't strike me as having much 'Latin flavor.'

Im thinking either AZ or TX?

I initially thought Texas too, but they don't seem to have open carry. Arizona seems most likely. They even have 'biker churches'. It's like game of dysfunctional state 'guess who'.

Arizona is the answer to every question in that game though

Nooo no no no. Florida accounts for at least 30%

Naked meth-head breakdances into a supermarket wielding a butcher knife, gets into a verbally abusive altercation with a weight scale, stabs a cardboard box in a fit of blind rage and then escapes, weeping, on a pink plastic big-wheel.

Three years later he's elected Governor.

Rick Scott, God bless him.

Its not AZ.

I think youre a) missing the point and/or b) trolling again

I'm clowning. I used to believe in that.

I'm actually surprised he has it in that position, and not eating a taco with one hand, and waving the rifle at the staff menacingly with the other. All the while screaming and choking on cilantro about FEMA camps and freemasons.

It's really hard to argue you're not carrying it around as a penis substitute when you sit with it cradled between your legs like that.

They're hit or miss.

but once you have them in your sights, it's automatic action

Here you go, perverts!

http://youtu.be/0OcGgvSIg6o

*coughs*

goddamn solro....

you're welcome

Checking fees?! You Think This Is A Motherfucking Game?!!

ok now you sound like Samuel Jackson