Suburban Commando - The whole god damned movie

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Comment count is 30

Old_Zircon

- 2012-11-13

Finally I will get around to seeing this movie.

snothouse

- 2012-11-13

17:43 - Normally, I would gladly accept a "Shelly Duvall wearing leather teddy" scene - unless it was wedged in a children's movie.

joelkazoo

- 2012-11-13

I'll take it wherever I can get it and like it!

This movie is so horrible it's brilliant.

EvilHomer

- 2012-11-13

Really?! Ohwowohwowohwow.

To think, all these years of being aware of this movie but never actually bothering to watch it. The Shelley Duvall Grail was right there under my nose the whole damn time.

CJH - 2012-11-13

ugh are you guys serious this is worse than a barf fetish

Doomstein - 2012-11-13

I know some Brazilian ladies who'd take offense to that.

Raggamuffin

- 2012-11-13

Yeah, actually I almost had forgotten THANKS...

The Mothership

- 2012-11-13

I never forgot. I will get around to watching this again this afternoon, but my favorite quote is the one that goes

"what are you going to do, beat me up?"

"Naw, this is the 90s: we're gonna sue you."

Rafiki

- 2012-11-13

Since most people aren't going to watch the whole thing, at least jump ahead to 1:21:45 to watch Hulk Hogan help a little girl.

I was looking for a clip of that for YEARS, but of all the stupid clips on Youtube that one never made it.

simon666

- 2012-11-13

Up next on poeTV, Mr. Nanny.

chumbucket

- 2012-11-13

Larry Miller = YES this is a 90's comedy!

BHWW

- 2012-11-13

The whole thing is so early-90s it hurts, especially with the inclusion of a "This is the 90s!" line.

sosage

- 2012-11-13

So is Jesse Ventura the only 80's era wrestler that starred in a good movie (Predator)?

Vaidency - 2012-11-13

If Predator counts as a good movie then so does They Live.

StanleyPain

- 2012-11-13

If you're implying that the Hulk Hogan/Tiny Lister masterpiece No Holds Barred is "not a good movie" then, my friend, I am going to have to ask you to step outside.

memedumpster

- 2012-11-13

You can't compare Jesse Ventura to Roddy Piper, look at this career!

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0684929/

Obviously Rowdy Roddy is way ahead.

boner - 2012-11-13

Princess Bride, duh!

EvilHomer - 2012-11-13

Roddy's a real workhorse, but Ventura was in Predator, Running Man, AND Demolition Man. Only thing he's missing is Total Recall. Can't beat those creds.

sosage - 2012-11-13

I forgot Running Man and don't remember him at all in Demolition Man.

I guess the bar I am using for "good" is equal to somewhere around "B-level summer movie that is memorable".

So POETV's current score tally is...

Ventura: 3
Piper: 1
Andre: 1
Hogan: 1 (forgot about Rocky III)
Savage: 1 (Spider-Man)

Although if I start subtracting for starring in flops, scores start going into the negatives across the board.

EvilHomer - 2012-11-13

I don't remember him from Demolition Man, either, but IMDB lists him as "CryoCon". One of Blade's disposable frozen buddies, I guess.

This is strictly 80s wrestlers, right?

EvilHomer - 2012-11-13

Oo, oo, what about Mr T? Mr T was in the WWF for a couple years, wasn't he? Or is that too unfair?

duck&cover - 2012-11-13

Piper in "Hell Comes to Frogtown." I'll fight all of you!

Jet Bin Fever - 2012-11-13

Robert Z'dar in Hell Comes to Frogtown 2!

Hooker

- 2012-11-13

Dear Validency:

Predator counts as the best movie. Fuck you.

Vaidency - 2012-11-13

I like it too. I was just pointing out it's not alone as a good movie with a major role for an 80's wrestler.

Hammer Falls

- 2012-11-14

Don't forget The Undertaker's in this, too.

Louddetective

- 2012-11-13

There was a preview for this at the start of my VHS copy of... Ninja Turtles, I think? So I saw it a lot.

erratic

- 2012-11-13

yes, I submitted that preview. add Suburban Commando as a tag for easy linkin'!

B_Ko - 2012-11-14

Done. You owe me a beer.

B_Ko - 2012-11-14

Or rather i attempted. I think I have too many tags.

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