The rusting abandoned T-34 tank it was living in previously wasn't nearly as comfortable.

Can I has claw massage?

I knew a cat in a recording studio who enjoyed sleeping inside the kick drum. I figured it had learned its lesson when someone ran over and stomped on the pedal, but as soon as the band left the cat climbed inside and went back to sleep. That happened 3 or 4 times every day, it would lay in there and glare at the drummer until they stomped on the bass pedal to get it out because "Fuck you, I'm a cat".

This cat doesn't just give 0 number of fucks about the metal claw trying to grab him, he is so uncaring the number goes into negatives.

Many animals can ignore, but cats can ignore the living SHIT out of something. 20% of their waking time is spent in "Look how much I am totally fucking ignoring you" mode.

claw machine cat can wait; claw machine cat has all the time in the world.

Call Jean-Ralphio, we have to market this idea.

They're basically paying to watch a robot pet a cat. I would.

Worth every ruble.

It's an uncertainty principle thing: if we exactly know the kitten's position (and we do because he doesn't give a fuck enough to move), we can't know his exact fuck-giving, so every now and again a non-zero reading is detected.

And Bloodsucking Freaks if you live in a rough area.

Ah.