FABIO - 2012-11-27
Does this generation finally have their own Kirk Cameron?
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BHWW  - 2012-11-27
Satanic forces are definitely involved in the seasons-long success of 2 and a Half Men. I tried to tell people this but they just laughed at me, but think about it, 2 and a half, 2.5 only .5 from 3, as in 33, the highest degree one can achieve in Freemasonry, which is an occult order in league with the forces of darkness, the Number of the Beast, 666 is divisible by three, and so is 9 and two is 1+1 = 9/11 can't you see? CAN'T YOU SEE?
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Gmork - 2012-11-27 Huh? I thought freemasons were mostly christian. The "A Bridge To Light" book is all about vague allusions to God and Jesus and The Light.
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BHWW - 2012-11-27 Keep up with the conspiracy theory literature, son (unless you actually have a life, unlike me) the Freemasons are a sinister occult order hiding withing a supposedly benign society - or they're all a bunch of secret devil-worshipping pedos in cahoots with each other and covering up for each other - depending on who you listen to.
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EvilHomer - 2012-11-27 Gmork- that's what they want you to believe. Remember, not all Masons are privy to the secrets of the 33rd Degree! It's a mystery cult that initiates it's members in steps; it's very likely that your average rank and file, low level Mason does indeed self-identify as "Christian", and may be completely unaware of the Satanic rituals being performed by his superiors.
No, I'm serious. Or at least that's how it's been explained to me when I tell people I come from a long line of non-Satanic Masons.
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kingarthur - 2012-11-27
Joe Scarborough and his round table of middlebrows were yelling at this kid to "quit the show and give back the money" if he hates it so much.
This is America, you shit heads. No one is giving back the money from their shitty job, even if their shitty job is in the employ of Satan, which is the boat most Americans are in right now.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-11-27
I've still never seen a single episode of this, and I'm not about to start, but you know how much I love Satan.
WHAT A PICKLE
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-11-27
He's 19 and he looks 30. Maybe he had some kind of breakdown? Working with both Charlie Sheen and then Ashton Kutcher would break anyone.
also picking up some "I love black dick" vibes here.
also this reminds me of when I went to fundie church and some dude said that Satan was in the theater where he went to see Bram Stoker's Dracula, which was a movie I loved, as well as the book. When everyone agreed that Satan probably WAS in that movie theater, trying to work through Gary Oldman to influence the young, I started to have second thoughts about being there.
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Gmork - 2012-11-27 You take three small little steps and BAM all of a sudden you're in fucking crazytown.
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boner - 2012-11-27
He's been doing this show since the age of 9. This is like, the least fucked up thing that could happen to him.
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Chancho - 2012-11-27
"I like black people. I'm not afraid to say it"
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-11-27
He's a Seven Day Adventist, and being a Seventh Day Adventist is almost as bad as being a Mormon in terms of the only way you can possibly buy into it with half a functioning brain is by not even taking minimal time to get to knowing shit about the history of your church.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Disappointment
He's right though, you shouldn't watch Two and a Half Men.
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chumbucket - 2012-11-27
Every christian I know of thinks this is the funniest show made since biblical times.
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YakooMarkTwo - 2012-11-27
like it's just like you know it's just like you know like it's just you know like you know like it's just like you know it's just like you know like it's just you know like you know like it's just like you know it's just like you know like it's bad news
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-11-27
Losing.
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memedumpster - 2012-11-27
He likes black people... as a religious aesthetic. I guess that's a slight improvement over liking them as a horse stable aesthetic.
I see no evidence that this is a superior person to Charlie Sheen, and am now wondering if maybe Charlie was scapegoated from a show of 100% equally terrible people.
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Kabbage - 2012-11-28
They end it with "and just remember, you can't be half into this. Either you're with us, or you're against us."
I hope to fucking christ he grows out of this.
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