THA SUGAH RAIN - 2012-11-30
Or .002 mpg.
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KillerGazebo - 2012-12-01 https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=%28forty+rods+in+miles%29+%2 F+%281+hogshead+in+gallons%29
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-11-30
Fie on Abe and his units of measure!
I'll never give up my drams and furlongs!
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KillerGazebo - 2012-12-01 1 furlong per 64512 drams, in case anyone is curious.
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STABFACE - 2012-11-30
I was rambling on to my girlfriend about the video store I used to go to as a kid and how they kept a few melted VHS cassettes under the glass at the front counter to remind you not to leave rented tapes in your glove box or on the dash in the summer and she rolled her eyes and asked me if I was done with my Grandpa Simpson Story.
So five stars for the reminder that time marches inexorably onward and charge is the scariest thing of all.
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FABIO - 2012-11-30 Some people say you know what it means to be old when someone first calls you "sir".
I say it's the first time someone younger than you doesn't recognize a pop culture reference or piece of technology from your generation.
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Shanghai Tippytap - 2012-11-30 i was at a party and this guy had a saxophone and i asked him to play the theme from night court and all i got were blank stares
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STABFACE - 2012-11-30 @FABIO, if that's the case, then I was an old man when I was 18 and teaching drawing and painting at a summer camp: Those kids understood very few of my Ninja Turtle and GI Joe references.
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EvilHomer - 2012-11-30 STABFACE- no, you weren't old. Those kids were just poor, deprived idiots.
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Binro the Heretic - 2012-11-30 You won't really feel old until you LITERALLY feel old.
The first time to feel like you have to fight rigor mortis just to reach over and hit the snooze button on the fucking alarm clock, come and talk to me.
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FABIO - 2012-12-01 It's not as bad when it's little kids. It's bad when it's teenagers and SO MUCH WORSE when it's people in their 20s.
Binro, you're describing pretty much everyone over 14.
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FABIO - 2012-12-01 Soldiery and athleticism?
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Colonel Cowlung - 2012-11-30
Being an engineer, this is my most used Simpsons quote.
I can't believe this isn't a dupe.
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