I can never decide if I find these funny or just unbearably uncomfortable.

Notes from an Impartial Observer:

-If watched all in sequence, these become a hypnotic odyssee into darkness, absolutely captivating, perhaps the best thing the Onion has ever done...good times, well played

-The Onion sucks big dicks for the most part these days, most of their humor being wasted on forced, unfunny "dry" sketches that are saturated with poorly written jokes and extreme overuse of "fucking" as the emphatic adjective of choice. This clip above is not exactly what they are known for, but nonethelesss, I would consider it a unilateral success. Way better than anything else they have put out in recent memory, including the TED parodies which are funnier in concept then they are in execution.

-If you like this and you think Tim & Eric is stupid, you need to take a long hard look in the mirror my friend. Brand loyalty isnt something to be proud of.

HE WHO DISAGREES WITH THESE HUMBLE OPINIONS SET FORTH AT THE CLOSE OF THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND TWELVE


SUCKS COCK BY CHOICE


thx

I knew this would happen the second he got his pig tongue put in.

How will they get his curly tail?

You are what you eat.

Hopefully he gets a job hosting an all-children version of "Survivor".

Kafka's most famous work.