Riskbreaker - 2012-12-03
Half of these guys should be busy playing bingo, not doing "political" commentary.
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Tripitaka - 2012-12-03
Charles Krauthammer looks like a rejected makeup design for 'The Creature' in Frankenstein.
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Doomstein - 2012-12-03
While sitting in my study, seated in my brown leather Georgian high backed wing chair, surrounded by dark stained oak bookcases and the mounted heads of game I slew in countries that I can't even pronounce, and half of which no longer exist, I learned the upsetting news that Mitt Romney had lost the election.
My trusty manservant, who I assume is from India, and who's name I never bothered to learn, but for expediency I call "Gunga Din", broke the news to me while I was enjoying a snifter of VSOP cognac.
As he uttered those fateful words, my hands failed me and I spilled the dusky liquid and shattered my glass upon the snout of my polar bear skin rug. "What shall become of Doomstein?!" I bellowed, staggering to my feet, then running and flailing my arms like ma man who had just come aflame.
By the time I had come to my senses Gunga Din had prepared the hot air balloon and we set off with a suitcase full of bearer bonds and my fanciest pipes to begin our life anew on 'Billionaire Island!'
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Xenocide - 2012-12-03
Of all the people in this video, the Mexican warlock was by far the most credible.
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Doomstein - 2012-12-03 What about the dapper black man with the top hat?
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-12-03 I don't know how many made it to the end, but the guy who went back in time to interrupt the shooting of his prediction video was awesome.
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John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-12-03
Dick Morris owns more colorful shirts than Jay Gatsby.
Wayne Allyn Root is my favorite. I wanna go visit his spot on the Las Vegas Sidewalk of Stars.
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spikestoyiu - 2012-12-03 If there were ever an indicator that someone were untrustworthy, it would definitely be a sidewalk star in Vegas.
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2012-12-03
If the Republican talking heads were this wrong about an election, what else COUD they be wrong about I wonder? Maybe one day they'll put on big boy pants and learn that reality doesn't care how you feel so you might as well accept it.
I wonder too how many we're getting paid to lie, or if they actually believed it.
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THA SUGAH RAIN - 2012-12-03
Protip: Never flood the media with the message of "were going to landslide win this thing"
If candidate X is going to landslide, why bother voting?
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TeenerTot - 2012-12-03
Still delight me, nearly a month after the election. Am I a bad person?
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-12-03 As a matter of fact, you're the exact opposite of a bad person.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-12-03
"Let's look at the elephant in the room..."
*cut to Karl Rove*
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chumbucket - 2012-12-03
wrong.
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memedumpster - 2012-12-03
Just when I thought I'd never use my DVD burner again, this happens.
Just when I thought I'd never enjoy giving a Christmas gift again, this happens.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2012-12-04
I think I've developed an addiction to conservative tears.
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cognitivedissonance - 2012-12-04 I'd have them mainlined directly into my blood stream if I could.
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garcet71283 - 2017-12-03 Did you ever develop a delivery system? 5 years later I could go for some liberal ones myself.
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