Ron Ulysses Swanson.

This should be the stock response to so so many things we put here.

When does he get his own animated spin-off where he solves crimes with a talking alien dog?

One thing I love about Ron Swanson is that he's a fully realized character, on another, lesser sitcom he would have been a cheap, one-note character to serve as foil to the others, like a fourteenth rate Frank Burns-clone.