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This is an allegory of some kind.
People often have dreams of flying. What do birds dream of?
I always thought birds dream of electric sheep.
New road rage heckling: "You drive like a bird!"
*BZZZT* THE PARROT HAS *ZZZT* BEEN REMOVED! THE *WHRRRR* COMPUTER IS *SQUEEE* NOW IN *HONK* CONTROL!
Music is perfect for this.
1:19
If God had wanted parrots to drive, He would have given them wheels. I love all the safety devices the maker put on it. He knew the bird would be running down people right and left otherwise.
2:14-2:30 *bump* What the hell'd I hit? *bump* The hell?!
I can fly, I just don't feel like doing it all of the time. That doesn't make me lazy, all right?
So is this the parrot equvilant of a fat person using the mobility scooter in a grocery store?
Those mobility scooters don't have the built-in shit tray so you can crap as you drive.
Not yet. You should patent the idea.
I think I'll start lining my car seat wi newspaper too
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