You do not understand the point of this website yet. Welcome aboard.

Here are the PoeTV Rules:

5 stars = 5 stars
4 stars = 3 stars
3 stars = 1 star
2 stars = 3 stars
1 star = 5 stars

I'd like to hear more about your adventures with the disease-riddled goths.

There's also the one about 5-starring a video when you agree it's among the most evil things you've seen (religious nuts whose logic calls for mass executions, Victoria Jackson, Honey Boo-Boo, anime, etc.) but also 5-starring it when you love what it's about (a clever music video, a pet being awesome, something big exploding, anime, etc.).

I'm not sure what it'd be called. "The law of good and evil coming full 5-star circle jerk?" Someone else should name it.

Fuck your rules, old man.

There also started a trend of "giving" your stars to comments you like. I'm not sure why we do this, but we're stupid and so we do stupid things.

You get "kudos" too if you make a YT video directed to us at PoeTV. We luuuuuuvvvvv that.

Also, if you want to start off as a troll, then find redemption a la Cena Mark, that's cool too.

Basically, we're dumb and I haven't any idea why you created an account here. Fart.

WEEEE STAAARRRSSSSSSS

I had the idea for anti-stars which would be blue, used for rating things which are evil. But I doubt it'd ever be implemented.

Really? Blue?

Stars for all of you.

5 for urbanelf's breakdown of our rating system. brilliant. I would also like to hear more about Seattle underground culture.

I went to the Mercury once. It was really sad. I can understand why he'd want to kill goths. That being said goth bashing should not be confused with gay bashing. That was a serious problem for decades, when the Hill was plagued with skinheads of the bad type and roving douchebags.

I was about to "comment" about the "air quotes," but then I "saw your comment."

I once dated someone who described herself as Pagan.
She absolutely would not accept that scientology was technically "Pagan."

We call those "tinkle hippies" because of the sound of the crystals banging together. I may have gotten that term from poe red, I honestly can't remember.

Thank you