|Urkel Forever - 2012-12-24 |
Santa refuses to accommodate Jews. Take that PC thugs!
|Maggot Brain - 2012-12-24 |
No one ever talks about the war on Christmass.
|Bort - 2012-12-24 |
When the Krampus appeared on The Colbert Report, it was more dignified:
Hey Gretchen: how's it feel for a valedictorian to be playing down this level of idiocy?
*Gretchen remains silent, bearing only a slightly smug grin, as she eyes her bank accounts.*
|EvilHomer - 2012-12-24 |
Suck it, liberal media! Fox has Santa has on their side! All you guys got is the May Day Fairy.
Can anyone confirm the part about the Australian hookers? It sounds pretty far fetched, but then again, we're talking about a country that banned Mortal Kombat and tried to censor the internet for making fun of Abos.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2012-12-24 |
Oh I thought that said "Satan" which would have made a lot more sense. Also, Steve Doocy you are a knob. You had the opportunity to ask for a backbone and you totally fucked up.
|Xenocide - 2012-12-24 |
I have a collection of old Doonesbury strips from the Reagan years, and in one of the Sunday comics, the crew of Good Morning America interviews Santa Claus, who informs them that "good little boys and girls are in favor of a strong defense, and against equal rights for their mommies." He goes on to explain that he shaved off the beard because he was tired of looking like a goddamn hippie.
30 years ago, this was satire.
|Binro the Heretic - 2012-12-24 |
You will get the child off Sal Lizard's lap when you pry it from his cold dead hands.
|Hailey2006 - 2012-12-24 |
I think I saw this "Santa" at Horrorcon signing autographs as "Zombie Santa"
MacGyver Style Bomb
Ladies! He's also a "Pleaser Of Women."
It was a local horror/paranormal convention, but they had some big name guests like movie stars, famous paranormal people (like from that one show on Syfy) and stuff like that
|Dread Pirate Roberts - 2012-12-24 |
Ahaaaaaaaaaa a prize fighter.
|Nikon - 2012-12-24 |
I dropped cable tv years ago. I'm glad my money isn't going to any of this shit.
|Mother_Puncher - 2012-12-24 |
The real meaning of Christmas is to preserve the horrible commercialization of the holiday so your children can be barraged with the same bullshit you were as a kid. Tradition!
|Adham Nu'man - 2012-12-25 |
The belt buckle jokes were so funny.
|Quad9Damage - 2012-12-25 |
Santa is full red-blooded Republican. Obviously. That's why he gives millions of children shit for free and promotes the idea of giving and sharing.
|Gmork - 2012-12-25 |
We need a "Fox news or the Onion?" tag...
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