He's too real for office.

Um, wouldn't people spending their rent money on strippers sort of have its own built-in punishment... you know, eviction?

I love the look on the woman's face as Ambrose Everett Burnside there lays it down.

Gazillions isn't a number.

Badappleinthebunch. Youcantthrowawaythewholebunch.

This guy is extremely interesting.

I hate when people say ATM Machine. What do you think the M in ATM stands for?

I think it was Doug Benson who said whenever he hears someone say ATM machine, he assumes they mean Ass-To-Mouth Machine. I think I'll just assume the same.