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Food that doesn't come in paper bags or on a tray? Wow, okay, this shit is waaaaay over my head.
The host should always rise and offer you his boner as an appetizer if the bread sticks have not yet arrived.
So where do they keep the ketchup?
Oh christ. I forgot I ordered spaghetti! They'll see what an ogre I am... How can I properly excuse myself and commit suicide in the bathroom?
Man, I gave up on looking elegant and sophisticated a long time ago.
It's a little late to be learning about object permanence, isn't it?
I would seriously consider buying this if it was cheap, but I bet it's like .
$ 59.95