From this to the pizza-making machine. We are living truly in marvelous times.

How about a nice game of chess?

Sure, go ahead and laugh now. You won't be laughing when those dastardly nerds are using their talking computers to barrage your home with dozens of prank pizza orders!

Wake up, sheeple!

So nerds in 1974 looked like hipsters in 2004. Nothing too surprising there, really.

With all the meat they're feeding that thing it's only a matter of time before it develops a taste for human flesh.

And saaaausage too.

The next call also made history as being the first instance of what is now known as ventriloharrasment.

I found that really heartwarming.. It was soo damn nerdy and awkward but the upshot of that kind of work is now people who cant speak have a tool to help them... Helping and being nice is nice!