I'm from the South, but I can't understand what forklift foot says at all. It must be fun to work for this show though. You just use your worst takes and wait for the money to come in.

Food auction

She equates pageants with sports. Judging by how fat she and her spore is, she does not have a clear understanding of what physical activity is.

Also, the end, where they are all bidding on a box of donuts. That's depressingly sad.

These are your typical republican voters. That's all that needs to be said.

-1 star for poetv reminding me, yet again, that as an oklahoman I see stuff like this on a daily basis.
Never come here.
NEVER COME.

Knockoff Jaws theme as the fatties eye the innocent round processed sugar victims.

This is some godawful content here.

The show is shit, but honestly you guys made a bigger deal out of this video than it was worth.

I hate.