One minute, 11 seconds.

Morning zoo crew-style shit. Terrible vocals. Parody that's put out by the same people who are largely responsible for introducing slut-shaming into our ideology and subconsciousness; their idea of 'reaching out' to little girls is dragging them by the hair back to the Dark Ages. Fuck everything about this.

Five stars?

Of all the Ke$ha singles, "Tik Tok" is actually her least terrible. Every single after that got progressively worse. If she'd only put out "Tik Tok" and then walked away, we'd just have a silly one-hit wonder pop song in the "what were we thinking?" category. Instead, she took an Auto-Tuned scalpel to our ears and kept existing.

I've thankfully avoided her other songs. I'll take your word for it.

I think there's something almost noble about her willful stupidity. I've heard her interviewed, and she doesn't sound like a moron, so it's possible the whole thing is some sort of trailer trash performance art.

Ironically terrible. Got it.

You don't get it. Women are being brainwashed by the WRONG oppressive, patriarchal institution.