I'd vote Rossi as technically a step above the fortified wines because Rossi appears to be just a low-end screwtop until you taste it. The size and price are your only clue. That's the Boone's Farm rule, and puts it slightly ahead of wines that exhibit warning signs like being neon colored, a pocket-shaped bottle, or having a name that could also be a Motörhead song.
For me it involves using the bottle as a urinal afterwards because it's big enough to hold a giant drunken whiz, and compared to looking for a bathroom there's lesser chance of me crashing into something and falling over in a fucked-up heap
The gallon jugs are good for brewing your own, out of fruit juice and bakers yeast