Italy: Horror films, exploitation and synthesizers since 1975!

Oh christ yes.

boner city

There's something about late 70s/early 80s film grain that makes horror movies creepy no matter what

Ugh, this movie was terrible. Doesn't mean I didn't love it...

OH MY GOD NOT THE NIGTHS OF TERROR

Warbly synthesizers make everything awesome.

Bonus points for zombie-pokin', the slowest decapitation ever, and the aforementioned Bizarre Manchild (Esq.)

-1 star for not having the zombie child ripping his mother's nipple off in it.

Surviving a night of terror tip #137: Gently but assertively keep the undead at bay with a coat rack. Do not jab too aggressively; this may startle and upset them and they may see your actions as rude and never return to haunt you with their terror.

Zombies are arming themselves! Up is down! Black is white! That is totally a midget!