The response to Sarah Haskins yogurt rant.

Oh my god, there's a brand of yogurt that's made out of women?

Opening up a yogurt stand in the middle of a generic factory was a great idea, until some asshole with a TV dinner shamed all of my customers away.

Also, American manufacturing is dead and never coming back, so my business wouldn't have lasted long anyway.

Hungry Man is a proud sponsor of "Ow! My Balls!"

Real men die at 45 from a heart attack, just like my old man!

The guy eating Hungry Man must love eating dick.

I'm pretty sure anyone who can stomach those processed, fake-as-all-fuck mashed potatoes isn't human anyway.

I'm gonna go do some crossfit and rub a steak on my balls.

Because cooking is for limp dick pencil necks.

the extra 10 stars as well for truth in advertising, as a steady diet of MRE's ( which is more or less what these things are ) will make you constipated as a junkie.

They should interview one of their repeat customers, Chris-chan. He's an inspiration to heterosexuals everywhere.

And then, later on, when you get home, you can paint the porcelain like a man too,