Yeah, great segway at the end there Ed.

"Beg for pity, not forgiveness." -jeezum christ I

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO

HE WOULD TOTALLY STIFF THE FUCK OUT OF A HARD WORKING EMPLOYEE WHO HAD TO PUT UP WITH HIS INCONVENIENCE OF A BIG ASS PARTY, AND PRETEND LARGE PARTY GRATUITY RULES DON'T EXIST BECAUSE 18 PERCENT OF A MEAL TAB SOMEHOW FIGURES OUT TO BE WAY MORE THAN 10 PERCENT OF YEARLY INCOME

Also Jesus is lousy at math

I remember that part of the Bible where Jesus said:

"Brothers, cast aside your dirty robes and poverty, and take from those you serve. Build yourselves houses and thrones of gold.

Should those you preach to not give you sufficient alms, tell them they have lost my favor.

Always have gold, silver, and brass in your purses.

And take without giving in return, for it is easier to a camel to get through the eye of a needle, than a poor man to buy his way into heaven.

Blessed are you who have learned to fleece the poor, you shall be first in the Kingdom of Heaven."

Last time I left Applebees, I left a tip but also two retches of vomit on the plants outside. My tip for everyone else: don't get beer and crappy appetizers right after leaving hospital surgery.

Applebees is where the good times go to die

If you're tithing, that means you give 10 percent of your income to god. That's a whole lot less than 18 per cent of your dinner check, and a completely unrelated number. Bad logic from the shitty pastor.


I can't believe the pastor got the waitress fired. What is she, from the first reformed church of Fuck You? Fuck Applebees for not having any balls.

I work in retail so, believe me, I am not defending the pastor, but you pretty much deserve to be fired if you post a picture of a customer's signature and last 4 digits of their credit card on the internet. I mean, this is like friending your boss on facebook and then posting about how much your boss is a tool; it's pretty much something that would get you fired anywhere, regardless of context.

This really is blown out of proportion.

She demanded the whole floor staff from that night to be fired, but only one did.

The real story here is the beautiful, disastrous meltdown of Applebee's online PR rep.

http://rlstollar.wordpress.com/2013/02/02/applebees-overnight- social-media-meltdown-a-photo-essay/

10 percent goes to God. She's the asswipe that lives off that money.

I wonder if she pays herself 10 percent of her income.

The entire food service industry was designed in the late 1950's by Stanley Milgram and Philip Zimbardo as a psychological test to see how otherwise normal members of the public would treat each other given a modicum of petty authority and depersonalizing social conditions.
Anyone trying to implement a similar system in the modern era would never get past an institutional review board.