what hell sounds like

What the hell did I ever see in Korn?

I saw Korn play live some time in the late 90's. Mid teens. I remember the singer of Rammstein bumming the keyboard player of Rammstein on stage with a prosthetic schlong. I had floor tickets and was smoking a cigarette someone had given me. The thought of smoking indoors now seems a novelty. When the 'music' started everyone went crazy jumping around, so I found a seat off to the side where things seemed more subdued. There was a young lady next to me with large breasts dancing about with no bra. Giggling. Mesmerizing.

This video makes me think about my parents' generation being able to go see the Beatles when they were that age, while I got to see Korn. I'm old now and all I have to show for it is that I have a story about seeing Korn.

I'm weeping too hard to keep typing.